Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6179 (?)
- SCP-6179 is a severed human hand, found inside the chest of a deceased senior researcher, Fiachra McConnell, who died of a heart attack. The hand shows signs of severe arthritis and has unusual fingerprints; while the index finger matches McConnell's, despite him having lost that finger years prior, the other fingers do not match his records. An autopsy revealed that the bruising on McConnell's heart matched the shape of SCP-6179.
- Shawinigan Handshake (?)
- The "Shawinigan Handshake" refers to an incident on February 15, 1996, where then-Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien put anti-poverty protester Bill Clennett in a chokehold during a public event in Hull, Quebec. Chrétien, who often called himself "the little guy from Shawinigan," defended his actions as instinctive, partly blaming trauma from a previous assassination attempt, while opposition MPs humorously dubbed him "The Shawinigan Strangler." Although charges were filed against Chrétien, they were rejected by the Attorney General, and the incident remains a notable piece of Canadian political lore, even inspiring a local beer and becoming a playful pose Chrétien uses with visitors.